The Jeff is a solitary, fairly lazy creature. It sits around a lot, goes on msn, listens to random music, and generally wastes day after day.

 

Recently however, it has finally begun to break out of its loathsome bubble, and has found a great recreational calling which does not involve any seditary game/platform system! What could cause, such an incredible event you ask? It is the holy grail of outdoor recreational activities....

Paintball.

 

Yes, the Jeff is obsessed with paintball, and is now actively working towards finding an occupation, so that it may receive pay checks, and put those towards purchasing pwnz0r equipment because the rental stuff sucks total shit.

 

The holy items must be obtained by the Jeff before August 16, 2008...

 

This will cost around $2397. Crazy eh? However, I'm willing to, because it's basically the first out-door activity'ness thing I've ever given this much interest, and it would give me something much better to do during my summer days. Also I would finally get  a job, and get out more because of that. Also, I'm calling the young drivers thing for the march course, so I'm finally working towards my licence.

 

I feel really happy... it's like I've been stuck in a pothole for 2 years =P

Thank you paintball!