is good to drink.

I just thought up a brilliant idea for a rant...

really, its a tres good idea

its about all those ppl who think they need to have diet drinks and starve

themselves to be thin....

well naturally, wouldn't the most healthy thing to drink be water?

It doesn't matter how much they say its good, its not, it has all

the same crap you could gain from eating anything else, and its

all basically makes no difference.

Those diet bars and drinks... they taste good.

They have chocolate flavour.

Cherry, vannila, etc.

If they taste good, that means you'll eat more of them.

You're trying to get a bunch of desperate fat ass's thin,

but you're also getting them hooked on your food?

The companies basically make it the closest to substitute

to junk food, so instead of widening their loads on junk food,

they're re-making their addiction in 'health' foods, which contain

amounts of sugar to make them taste good, and widening their

ass's with that instead.

Why eat shit when I can go lick up puked up food off the floor...

 

They do not give a shit about you.

You buy it and they make money.

They find ways to make you buy more.

So that they can make more money.

Simple.

 

If you want to lose weight, eat normal food... don't eat junk food, don't

glut yourself on junk/health food...

drink water

 

get off your fat ass

.and travel distances outside your house...

on your feet and not in your car...

 

exercise.. that sort of stuff.

This is the simplest shit in the world,

but you all pay money for diet plans and crap like that?

How fucking retarted is north america?

 

People can rebutt with things like, say..

 

Oh but they're naturally obese

they can't help stuffing their

fuck'n face, better to gain the weight quickly

and die at the age of 30 instead of waiting for it to

slowly pile on till the age of 60, because its obviously not their fault.*sarcasm*

 

30% of americans are overweight and another 36% or something like that is obese...

 

Have you ever seen fat wolves, or squirrels, maybe an obese animal which is not owned or fed or cared for by humans?

No... I haven't seen any naturally obese animals...

We're fat because we have the luxury of being fat.

Because we have a choice.

You can eat sensibly, and with just water and/or other acceptable beverages,

without 60 chocolate bars/day, or 50 diet bars which taste like snickers and are

just as bad, which do jack shit for you in small or large quanitities...

and you can walk around once more without carrying your gut in a wheel barrow.

Or you can shoot yourself in the face with a shotgun using your pinky toe because its the

only appendage which hasn't been bloated with greasy fat which can barely fit in the trigger.

 

wait a tick...

I just thought of something else

NATURALLY OBESE FAT FAMILY

EXAMPLE OF FAMILY HISTORY

- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - 

gen 1: makes an attempt to lose weight

gen 2: has a slightly easier time of losing weight

gen 3: has minor success in losing weight

gen 4: does a good job

gen 5: normal weight

gen 6: fit

gen 7: built

gen 8: anarexic and dies

 

Those were generations in the family(I'm giving them the benefit of the doubt by giving them a rational solution for their imaginary obese genes), the reason and obese gene would become is because the family does the opposite process... each generation gets lazier and lazier, and end up becoming fatter and fatter.

Now, just do the opposite, and it fixes it. yey

then again you might be really skinny and born in a family of wild elephants, but meh, this is boring now.

 

How can people let themselves rot physically and mentally in loathsome carcasses... I'm all for freedom... but honestly...